Chloe Sevigny - News

The nightly news is pretty much it for our TV consumption. How awesome then that the lovely Chloe Sevigny recently has discovered the importance for evening news! Ya'll know the daily facts and factoids would be awesome if she would report 'em! Watch her report below!

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Chloe Sevigny - The 12 Days of Christmas

It's recently come to our attention that we cannot wait for Chloe-mas to begin! Our heart's beloved Chloe Sevigny lists all the wonderful things she's received just for being her wonderful self. How we have lived without 9:30pm and creamed skeleton meat we'll never know. Or milking maids for that matter! The crisp slap we're not so sure about only love for our beloved - but we're sure Chloe is just being ironic in her coin skort by Obesity and Speed! Oh Chloe - your musings makes us wanna spend the holidays sipping organic mulled rum from a Opening Ceremony slingback shoe with you!

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Chloe Sevigny - Sandwiches

We were thinking like 10 min ago (no joke) that we don't have any bread at home. Now we know why! The gorgeous Chloe Sevigny has been busy making sandwiches with her cleaver and discarding half for her sandwich party! We're craving bread so gonna hop into our jeggings and find that Jean-Charles de Castelbajac sweater and buy some extensively chased goat and gum bread. And it so happens rhubarb is one of our favorite fruits! Oh Chloe, you have such immaculate taste buds! 

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Chloe Sevigny - Reading

It's Chloe Sevigny time! This time she's discovered the feunyomyuenom of rajading. Haven't we all! We actually love reading, but even more so now! We'll never think of the Bhagavad Gita the same way again that's for sure. And ooooo, what the heck is burnt bone massage? Not even google knows! But Chloe does! Naturally! Oh Chloe. 

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Chloe Sevigny wants your original music!

It's recently come to our attention that our beloved Chloe Sevigny is gearing up for two new videos! Be still our beating heart! Dare we hope for minimalistic vegan sandwiches macerated in wine from a 14th century Italian monastery? Eaten with the greatest of ease in the office of Anna Wintour wearing a body bib from Nakkna? Oh! The thing is she neeeeds your help with the soundtrack! She and her director friend Jim Hansen are looking for some original music - dancey, clubby, dubby, tracks that reminds you of Alek Wek on disco snow. So if you're a musician send us a Facebook message w your track and we will pass it along to her for consideration! Yes! Good luck!  

Update: Ms Sevigny sent us a message they have closed music submissions now.  

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