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Thursday
Dec142006

Publicist's statement of the week:

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Paris Hilton's PR Elliot Mintz, when asked
about the white substance spotted in Paris'
nostrils at a New York restaurant.
"I can tell you Paris does not use narcotics.
I would imagine it's something like whipped
cream or a sugary substance from dessert,
something that naturally might have found
its way onto her face if she touched her nose
or whatever. "I'd label it a stray dessert."

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Tuesday
Dec122006

Nice Day for a White Christmas

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I've never been keen on Christmas.
I guess the actual holiday is fine. Jesus b'day is good fun with family and friends and food and sleeping in and stuff. Worst of all is the commercial side of Santa Claus Inc. This year the cynicism of xmas have reached all heights with the Billy Idol Christmas album. With 2 different covers no less.
The singer in Generation X has finally swapped the bleached hair for some natural white hair and does renditions of 'Frosty The Snow Man' and 'Jingle Bell Rock'. Has hell finally frozen over? Oh, it can't because of the change in climate! But if it could it would, of that I'm certain.

Monday
Dec042006

Superman's "bulge"

One of the worst publicity stunts of the decade was that of Brandon Routh having a huge cock so in order to not scare people they had to digitally make it smaller for the Superman film.

I quote from Wikipedia: In "Superman Returns," the size of Routh's "package" (or "bulge") was digitally reduced, on the grounds that it was "distracting."

I love that they then decided to add 'behind the scenes' footage on the DVD that clearly shows that Brandon has a small dick. Didn't think of that eeh?
Priceless!

Monday
Dec042006

8 Hour Cream

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The only cream you need for the long, cold winter with dry lips and sore nose.

Saturday
Dec022006

Supermodel: You better work

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Last year I met this girl and we became friends. Actually I became friends with her and her boyfriend and that was quite interesting. But that's a different story.

Anyway, she turned out to be one of the ugliest people I've ever met. Very goodlooking and a model and always on a diet and taking pills on presciption to lose weight and with the biggest ego I have ever seen.
The reason I'm writing this is because she sent me a link to her blog and the latest entry is quite ugly:

"I got my hair back! IIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
I’m back, I’m back. And I love my hair. Right now it's my biggest love."

Apperantly she did a model thing and had to get a bob hair cut.
Her biggest love! Of course it is darlin'.