How Very Dare You?

People in the closet can be funny as hell.
Especially if they are a bit camp but trying so hard to be "tough" and "masculine". Whatever that is. A beard? A moustache? A girlfriend? A "beard"? Haha.
One of the funniest gays in the closet must be Derek.
Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear? No dear! How very dare you?!

My music is where I'd like you to touch

I'm a music nerd. Well not so much nerd since I'm da bomb!
But you get the picture! For work I subscribe to loads of news and this just came to my inbox.

NEW YORK, Jan. 4 -- Beyonce rang in the New Year holding onto No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart for a fifth week with her single, "Irreplaceable."
Fergie's "Fergalicious" moved up to No. 2 on the Hot 100 Thursday and Akon's "Smack That" featuring Eminem climbed to No. 3.
Akon also held the No. 4 spot with "I Wanna Love You" featuring Snoop Dogg, while the Fray's "How To Save a Life" climbed to No. 5 and Justin Timberlake's "My Love" featuring T.I. fell to No. 6, Billboard.com reported.
Jim Jones moved up a slot to No. 7 with "We Fly High", while the All-American Rejects' "It Ends Tonight" made its Top 10 debut at No. 8.
Hinder's "Lips of an Angel" was the Hot 100's No. 9 while Nelly Furtado's "Say It Right" rounded out the top tier at No. 10.

Beyonce is a twat in a wig nowadays. Is she really 32? Do any of you know?
I think she might be older than the 25 she says she is.

Don't even get me started on Fergie Ferg.
She had to invent 'Fergalicious' since 'delicious'is not what she is, haha.
All of her songs give me an immense sensation of pain in my body.
Akon. :(
My Love with Justin Trousersnake is actually quite good! I danced to it when I was stinking drunk on New Years and one of my coolest friends DJ Stinexx who usually hates stuff like this is in love with the remix. Word.

Happy New Ear!

Hello pussycats!

My hopes for my first entry of the year was that this picture would symbolise everything. That I could spill the guts of New Years Eve on the floor and walk all over them. I found this sign just before Christmas when I was on my way to Brick Lane for dinner with a friend. But to my surprise... I had a great time! Hours before the party started I was in a bad mood and on my way there I felt like getting drunk like hell and go home. You know - the usual stuff! I had had a bad start the day before when something happened that made it impossible for me to continue with my initial plan. But then like magic I got my energy back and the peep's very so nice and funky. I didn't even mind when we played Happy New Year by Ab fuckin' Abba.
Now I need to get back to my usual self so I can continue this fuckin' blog. I started out well when I resigned from my job and made my boss cry.
But that's a different story.

See ya!

Gangster xxx

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Publicist's statement of the week:

Paris Hilton's PR Elliot Mintz, when asked
about the white substance spotted in Paris'
nostrils at a New York restaurant.
"I can tell you Paris does not use narcotics.
I would imagine it's something like whipped
cream or a sugary substance from dessert,
something that naturally might have found
its way onto her face if she touched her nose
or whatever. "I'd label it a stray dessert."

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