How Very Dare You?

People in the closet can be funny as hell.
Especially if they are a bit camp but trying so hard to be "tough" and "masculine". Whatever that is. A beard? A moustache? A girlfriend? A "beard"? Haha.
One of the funniest gays in the closet must be Derek.
Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear? No dear! How very dare you?!