The thought that people are stupid isn't new. Stupidity is so common it makes me wanna cry our of anger. In the music biz it's quite common to do covers and use samples from other songs.
This fuckin' clip could be the worst and least informative I have ever seen. I don't know what is worst. That the maker thinks 'Personal Jesus' is a song by Mar1lyn Man5on or that he/she doesn't understand that Jamelia sampled Depeche Mode for her latest single. Unfortunately her trying to be cool didn't help at all since her album bombed big time.
"And this idea that I look like a woman, or want to be a woman is wrong. Excuse me, but do I look like a woman? When did you last see a woman who looks like me? Never! And if there is one, I feel sorry for her."
Growing old gracefully is tricky business.
I guess nowadays when 30 could be considered the new 20 in some aspects it's even harder. Say 50 years ago you could easily be married and have kids when you were 20. Now people in their thirties spend their evenings on first dates and asking friends if they think he or she will call back. "Do you think he likes me?"
It's like a prolonged stage of being a teenager.
And then it's important to look young as well. A teenager with wrinkles simply won't do! Nowhere is it as clear as in the face of Nicole Kidman.
This eternal beauty with a creamy smooth face carved in stone.
Even though she's pushing 40 she still looks like she did in her twenties if not even better. (Just don't look at her hands ya'll.)
I simply LOVE the ad she made for Chanel No.5 a couple of years back.
She looks like a hot sexy mama but her face doesn't move one bit!
Think Bree from Desperate Housewives in a funkier outfit.
Think Mme Tussaud's waxworks with moving limbs and an assistant.
Personally I think it's cool to see people who have some kind of personality going on in their faces. Just imagine dating a Nicole Kidman and not having a clue if she's happy or sad until you ask her. You stroll down the street and thinking that she loves you when what she really wants to do is break up and move on. And you can honestly say that you didn't see it coming.
Or having sex with someone who's heavily botoxed and pulled tight. You think he/she is 25 but then look at the hands stroking your chest and you're like WTF??!! And no sign of emotion or climax on their faces. Some scary shit.
One of the scariest things in the world is flying rats.
Or flying ashtrays as they are called in Quebec.
I of course mean pigeons. But I'm sure you realise that judging by the picture. Living in London I face the daily task of avoiding them. But it's no use as they are literally everywhere. From the nicest area to the crack area I wrote about the other day. Last time I was in New York I was on a roof top terrace on the 60th floor and the first thing I saw when I sat down with my breakfast and morning paper was a pigeon standing on the ledge looking for food.
The scariest thing ever is seeing a pigeon with one leg standing in a puddle eating some chicken. It actually makes me sick to my stomach!
And worse is that I'm sure that pigeons are quite cleaver. Like they are waiting for people to come to close to them and instead of flying away from you they actually fly towards you. Like they know that they are gonna scare the living shit out of you.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007 at 11:36AM 
