Praise the Lord and be a butt kisser
Being a preacher in the mid west seems like the perfect job.
You don't need a Uni degree or know any difficult words apart from "Hallelujah" and "Praise Jesus".
You get to say stuff like "you need a holy ghost up your rear end" and scream and shout and just be mental and that's totally accepted and trick people into believing they're possessed by the devil and stuff. And making tons of money while your at it.
Then again, I'll probably burn in hell for saying these things.
I'll quote from Ab Fab instead and please do watch the clips!
And remember to take off your high heels and ruuuuuuuuuunnnn, ruuuuuuuunnnnn!
"Now tell me, how did Jesus come to you? Did he come from the side, did he come from above, did he come straight at ya? I know he didnt come from below 'cause you wouldnt have been able to see him."
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