Courtney Love's blog
Saturday, October 27, 2007 at 6:25PM 
We are friends with Courtney Love on myspace and read her blog occasionally. Who ever that reads all of it deserves some kind of award. Bitch really gets into it and pays no attention to spelling. We thought we would share one entry with you guys, but it was way too long! So to be found below is just a snippet of what can be found on the actual blog. But I'm sure you get the idea.
l idid a Graham Norton thats on BBC America i dunno in afew days? will someone check they advertised it today- it was a really long tAPING and ive never done p[ress without asomnething to sell- but i was asked and Graham is about the only show one goes on when opne has nothing to sell much- i have waiting on my ass to sell - well hardly ive got to sort out my taxes, acquire 3 properties as ima bricks and mortars girl and i feel liek an ass without owning property and idont like to borrow- i finally had my famous rten mionurtes with Suze Orman , although i think shes brillaint it was apparent she looked down on me or something and thought i was wealthier than i am or just plain doesnt like my image as she doesnt kn ow ME-i spent 6 years ( hours ) ON THE PHONE JUST NOW WiTH JASon t, down there in my top 8 he taught me all sorts of new my spaCE tricks - and we had a fabulous discussion ive nbot been on top of american indie music for 2 years- death cab- man i left them at the curb in the 90s!!!! whathe hell did they used to be called? didnt they come from Fugazi /.Dischord era? i hate that skin on my site page = i HATE it = it looks like im trying ot be Gerard Way and IM NOT EMO- im crying abalck tear and if you think i thought of that think again its an interestiong refl;ection that my web design firm thoiught of that as ap[pporpiate for me when i no longer wanna be asscoaited with words thats ometimes get associated with me i dont mind being unique or innovative or an outsider or even a freak as long asa i give good qaulity musi cand good qaulity ideas, speaking of good quality ideas - i have watched my friend David Lachapelle tear his ass away from taking photos of anyone but his friends and people who genuinely interest hima bnd get away from the whole c elbrity nosbnense world that was devoruing hima nd make a real deaprture to fine art- and MAN has it worked! within three weeks his stuff has sold for m any many MILLIONS AND HES SO WORTH IT! we were botha t Warhols factory at the same time= he was there for a year or two and i was there for only a few days= doing Andy Warhols 15 minutes - being introduced by Debbie Harry and mysdelf inrtroducing .....hipsway and NOBODY remembers them - i dont think i do, anyway i didnt know Andy had a thing about Money and Portrtaits i just thought if you had special energy he would do a portraqit of you so when they sent me in to meet him i told him he would be doing my portrait and he did a line drawing on the spot - wic h is gone with the wind some asshole took it in the great loss of 87 when i was breasking upw ith Jeff and joining Faith No More and living above the CONDOR in North Beach,Same HOTEl as Jack Kerouac- if you can call this flophouse a Hotel there was a famoius sf stripper named Carol Doda and there used to be agiant neon siogn if her n aked self and thered be her tits flashging off and on in my room at night abnd i ran away to LA to get my man back from IRONICALLY Annie who is now Lachepelles aset designer and someone dumped me out of my room ransacked myshit and took it all. it s seemed to have happened too many times-= i must change that karma and to do so i have brought my friend David Back to la so that i wil,l chant more than i ever have=- im gonan try 3 hours a day every day for 10 days= ive neevr doen 3 hours see how much shit karma i can bust through-= watch ! Whatever happens after ton ight will be ASTOUNDING im making apublic determination to do three hours a day and texting during chanting doesnt count, so no phones in the ballroom, maybe a cigarette break , ( yeah im still smoking but i haVE CUT down i think i gotta getthe larynx surgery anyway) i met aguy on graham norton very sxweet guy who is onb the uk version of amefrica idol x factor and his name was louie walsh he has a new book out called teh fast track to fame and it actuallty has some really good advice for musicians eg stay in shitty hotels and dont order too much of anything obviously have a calling card and dont make long distaNCE direct calls thats just burning cash and a bunc of stuff i just did it was my al;miost self destruct and be pissed eoff At the FBI/IRS slowness tour of the world = i was lying in my bed in a death mist , the mor ei discover about the embezzled fortunes of myself and my kid the more people are starting to spill the beans becaus ethey hAd the asshole ness to leave thier harddrives behind the more cleaer irt beacome sthat some human nature in this town is evil- just evil evil abnd more dysfunctional evil the nature of fame is attractive to the wrong peop[le and the natur eof"controversial " fame or "complex" fame attracts ALL the wrong elemenets except in some rare cases = the very powerful men iv e had around me ion the last few years is a real boon - a good thing- sometimes i feel a little infantilised and frankly dissapointed because id ont understand why rthey have so much power an dthey dont use it for me- especially in a case thats killing me somewhat im so fucking tormented i can barely focus - so Frances kicks me out of the house an dme and panos go on a loopy crazy fashion wseek and househunt aND Frances comes over and we looka t a fabulous hous eibn little Venice where i defintely wanna live sometimes and another one with one bad thing that vile practic ethe brits have of building conservatoires- its not exactly the moment to buy in L.. its so dammed dammed daMMED expensive-= but i like my money IN buildings where you can see them, they just appreciate in certain neghbourhoods anyway then you can make bets on other places rising the Glendales and Islingtons- i want to live in agaslit Upstairs downstaIRS house in Cadogan=Square or in RegentsPark but the russian Ogliarchs all who seem to be MEN - why dont WOMEN have the bright idea to steal all thier country in Russias Light or Water? or Gas? thats right Women dont start wars either-= AnywaY it s not th ebest time but id ont care i dont caRE , ive had a few landslides of my entire stuff and life being robbed from me and i need to get tot he root of what s in my karma that makes this happen - if you want to have a lif eof a thief then be a thief = i desire alot - bu ti do not steal- i stuff sometimes such as at of all places VALENTINO i overshop but i got mostly presents I found one fabulous street in London up from St James Palace its all bespoke stuff i got all my men friends amazing horn and ebony razors and badgerbristle brushes from trueitt and hill and went to Lock and Co on Lily Allens advice= they make adorable hats- i got pato who im giving a month to run this my space a trilby and myself two amazing hats and went to Penhaglions and got Bluebell everything - they also have amazing other scents l;iek elisaBETHIAN rose and Blenheim Bouquet- and Lily and Spice but im obsessed with Penhaglions, mr Walsh who managed bands like Westlife and Boyzone told me that he knew nothing about Laryn x surgery because his bands all mime -= cut to Fashion Rocks the other night i flitted from box to box i have a new cool friend named Daphne ( my favourite smell in the world ) Guiness - she has a wonderful kid named "x:" i wontname kids here as the yget embarassed and a cool niece and we had a fabulous noght with Lachapelle and went tot he art Frieze fair where i discovered Nara and also Googl;e for images - the ink jet on p[aper Art of chiyo aoshima and at the v an da couture ball i was introduced to dame Westwood and i FORGOT id met her an weded talked on tghe phone for three hours once ! christ- i pulled he rover to rtake a pictur efor Suzy Menkes and we stood inb front of a n agent provacatuer display and she said "who" i said 'Your SON" she seemd distratced and nowehre in my mind do i recall the call though i do recall the idea to have ever y designer i really liked or artist designa guitar teach them the elemenets of what guitars do= and ask them to go for it- i still think the ideas cool - but drugs are bad cos i cant recall the call- David has shot straight up to almost Warholian fame by sticking to his IDEALS AN DTAKING ATRUE JOURNEY with his integrity and not giving in except when HE feels like it and just getting to a place where he not on ly doesnt have to hustle for jobs but he gets advertisin g offers thrown at him and he just turns them down hes so talented it genuilny aCHES- he stayed with me a few nights as when your white white white hot hot hot everyone is throwing cocaine and all sorts at you nonstop and people think davids on drugs but hes NOT- certainly not with me- hes just manic soemtimes like any fucking genius./........he gets crazy and angry and stand s up for what he believes in and is a true insparation to me, i really love the guy and i couldnt be prouder-= one night in the midst of his stay Franny and me went ot radio 2 ( BBC) to see more than participate in Russell B rand and Noel Fielding sgenuius Sparring -= Comedian as rockstar! genius idea! had to happen! Noels genuinly more excited about editing the nme as a guest editor than i dunno if he got on an American Tv show and its a bit ridiculous - him a nd russell; have this edge of bitterness like 2 artful dodgers with oodles of loqacious charisma aND 'it" "it " and MORE "it" with amazing vOCABULARIES and a cutting edge of bitterness and comptetion= it was astonishing for both me and my daughter to watch = they tried to pull me ina bit for a second or two but no WAY was i sparring with these two they had about two thousbnad Brit dialects going on and i can barely recall "The Raven Itself Is Hoarse...:" my iambic pentameter and i had just met Jordan hadnt i? with her dirty nasty Essex accent = wich i just love - and like everyone she was much prettier in person actually NOT like everyone alot of models arent pretty in person and note ive said n aught about fabulous faSHION week did i post abou tit already? i love chyo aoshimas ballpaper and inkjet stuff and Aya Takanos l,ine drawings and Sam Taylor Woods photagraphy and of c ourse LaCHAPELLE TEH BEST PERfumne is so NOT gaulter. im so not down with that . i thin kperfume should be so individual that its better to make it yourself thaN mass buy what everyone else is wearing , i think Christian Laboutin makes the best heel s by a landslide although they are far harder to wear than Choos or Manolos and the ONLY jeans on this EARTH are Hytseric Glamour from Tokyo= Kinky is Nobus brand for girls, other denim is Rick owens an dmy new favourite designers are Gareth Pughs Body suits and leather cowl necks that Rick owens carries= in Paris only- i am, mad at Net a Porter-= cos they went and made all thes einsane rules and fucked me for a bunch of clothes tha t i DID send back in time and they make like 75 million a year they can take back that oversized Mcqueen onesie that now i have to ebay- my favourite cosmetics change alot i found a german girls stuff at Collette= her name is Usia Ailrines and shes from germany my fravourite experimental scent for weird times is this range of Comme and the comme candles as wella s Nars- who sometime si dont want to ,l.ike i dont know why plus nars has ana maziong face powder thats slightly shiny but not in a n anoying 99 way, i love Watanabe and also 3 for 4, i love Mauro atthe Covent Garden Hotel Shoes and his Agate and STERLIng blasted rings , he makes me beautiful fitted shoes that are wortha fortune and he just does it -= its so wonderful, for schlumping around or glammy i love rick owens so very very much for basic i caqn t live without Rick owens anbd Marc Jacobs and for red carpet GIVENCHY!!!sometiemns it changes - me an dGalliano have to kiss and make up[ and i was so tired i didnt m ake his show but Lanvins show blew me away and also the jewelry the gowns in thier amnazng dyes the most i wille ever spend ona single dress!@ I recieved a lot of gifts and alot of prewsents but i have no relationship with Alber until NOW- Alber i LOVE you you mad emy dep[resion about the shallowness of materialism LIFT- and my deathm ist go away with that show it was genuine JOY in my face an dWONDERMENT ATT HE LACK OF CYCNICSIM AND BEAUTY OF NATURE and to celebrate i even got arpege the old lanvin frangrance and read a lanvin bio, what a fabbbbulous life- i love the chateaua marmont especially Bungalow 1, and if i ever dont live anywehre i want olive there-= i love this D and L candle and Scott Barnes makeup ( if you have a tan ) i love this threading thing people do in the UK, And i sneak peeks at Perez Hilton mor ethan i admit - but NEVER the comments- hes also got great taste in Music i think- - i love dThe Gossip the other nIght at fashipbn rocks it slike i c ould really USE Swarovski Cystals on my backdrop on tour but these spirals were rather Vegas wich worked for m ost of the performers- Armani/ Alicia Keys [please go Ahead im so usede to the word "Rock" and "Rocks" ( Rock means ROCKANDROLL A PARTICULAR FORM AND GENRE OF MUSIC WICH IS NOT POP AN D IS NOT R AND B!) i cant even get it up to vomit about it anymore- most designers would never aska real rockstar and most real rockstars could not pull it off anyway= for fear of selling out or not living up to some ideal or cos tbhey just dont wanna - but heres this looooooong crytsaL spiral and up it come sand out pops/ IGGY? was that a backing track of "I wanna Be your dog?" To Versace Gowns ( wich i also love) IGGY? is that you? and new desiogner Chritsopher Kane who Donnatella is mentoring got in there and got Beth Ditto and her band and i can see she has a maGNETISM AND she kicked off her shoes and the crowd went oooooh i just see it and the emnporer has no clothes in a way - i dunno there was def something there being that big gives you ayouthful ness - a young ness but i fear her being very muc h expoloited and turne dinto a sacred cow whose every word she utters will be gospel for abouta year but that doesnt mean much to me=- i mean everything else but iggy an dthe gossip was NOT to my liking except Gwyneth introduciong Valenetino, it sis HIS last season EVER, so get your nancy reagen red bag or shoes or scarf NOW as irt wont be the same - YES i have wardrobe insurance= i have a starter of couture now and i lock it up - im not goign back to shirtless ness and what sucks is that one almost has to never wear somnethingt again if one is photograophed in it thems the rules- i used to wear the same dress every night til it was stiff on tour now i have ot get a "tour wardrobe" and budget for it at least Panos and the genius Todd Lynn who cuts amazingly and i havent mentioned him ands i dont know why since i feel like Bowie when i wear him- are desinging it,, but idont nbeed MUCH i just need enough ENOUGH i have such a deeope reated sartorial love of things i cannot wait for this Marc Jacobs season ! ist so fucking Genius and Kooky and wierd and i love this Japanese kid Suzuki Takayuki- it all light and airy andn o io wll NOT be in a film i am producing in wich "I " am in thats so RIDICULOUS buit thanks for thinkin of me.... letus akkl hjave a graceful week and behave with true self love aqnd dignity! blessings to ya all Corky ps hypemachine.com!!!!! great music site!
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