Mother I'd like to fuck (MILF)

We are in love with Tori Amos new single 'Big Wheel'. The crazy stop motion video, the hotness that is Tori and for the fact that the acronym MILF is repeated in the bridge of the song. She sure is one. Or does she perhaps refer to the Moro Islamic Liberation Front? Anyway, Tori of course has created a stomper that would be fit on all the middle American radio stations. But of course they can't use it because of the bridge. Respect. 'Teenage Hustling' is being considered for a follow-up single. We cannot wait!

Update on Sunday, April 22, 2007 at 10:26PM by GANGSTER

Some vintage Tori below.
Of course she started her career in commercials.

Father of the year

Ireland Baldwin must be so happy to have Alec Baldwin as a father.
He must ♥ her so much!

After Ireland failed to answer her father's scheduled morning phone call from New York on April 11, Alec went berserk on her voice mail, saying "Once again, I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone," adding, "you have insulted me for the last time."

Switching his train of thought, Baldwin then exercised his incredible parenting skills and took a shot at his ex-wife, declaring, "I don't give a damn that you're 12-years-old or 11-years-old, or a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do." The irate Baldwin went on to say, "You've made me feel like s**t" and threatened to "straighten your ass out."

"This crap you pull on me with this goddamn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother," screamed Baldwin, "and you do it to me constantly over and over again."

Before hanging up, Baldwin warned the child, "You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me."

We've learned that on Wednesday, Los Angeles County Superior Court commissioner Maren Nelson heard the tape and temporarily suspended Baldwin's visitation rights. A hearing is set for May 4, where the judge could permanently deny Baldwin visitation or contact with Ireland.

Click to listen:

Father of the year

My dumps, My dumps

...and the piss take of Fergie Ferg just got a new person involved.
Peaches does her very on take on 'My Humps', called 'My Dumps'.
Just lovely. Painting by Wilhelm Sasnal / The Saatchi Gallery

Why Don't You Just Fuck the Whole Movie?

Now these are two people that really should relax.
Lily Tomlin and director David O. Russell is a huge fight on the set of I ♥ Huckabees.
We love how Lily is so cool and really has a dirty mouth. And when Mr Russell starts throwing stuff, things really heat up!

nononononononononononono There's no limit!

This is why we love Björk so much!
And we are so happy that the fun and cute Björk is back.
We have waited patiently through Medulla and all that jazz and now we finally can have some fun again.
And it seems that she wants to have some fun too. Like this clip. Björk in Paris, drunk, singing No Limits. Joy to the world!

Thank you to Anders.