Puke Factor

Could this skanky ass cover for Avril Lavigne's single 'Girlfriend' be the ugliest in the history of recorded music?

National Accident Helpline byiatch

Wat kind of fawkin haircut is that?
And what the hell is inside her handbag?

Thank you Photoshop

Fine, both Celine and her Rene-Charles look OK on the cover of the June edition of Hello! Canada.
But could they have used more Photoshop on Celine without actually making her into a cartoon?
No! She has less wrinkles than Rene-Charles and he's only 6 years old!

The gay Teletubbie

We have no relationship to the 'tubbies really.
But if Tinky wants to carry a man bag then he should just damn right do it!
He's a fakin' character on a kids show for fuck sake! Aren't they supposed to be cool?

A senior Polish official has ordered psychologists to investigate whether the popular BBC TV show Teletubbies promotes a homosexual lifestyle.
The spokesperson for children's rights in Poland, Ewa Sowinska, singled out Tinky Winky, the purple character with a triangular aerial on his head.

"I noticed he was carrying a woman's handbag," she told a magazine. "At first, I didn't realise he was a boy."

EU officials have criticised Polish government policy towards homosexuals.

Miz Sowinska wants the psychologists to make a recommendation about whether the children's show should be broadcast on public television.

Poland's authorities have recently initiated a series of moves to outlaw the promotion of homosexuality among the nation's children.

Janice I'm Stuck, This Hurts, This Hurts

...and speaking about cruelty towards obese children.
Janice seems like a total wanker.

Update on Monday, May 28, 2007 at 11:08PM by GANGSTER

....and still I can't stop watching.
Janice, I think I loves ya!